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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)


179,566 notes   -  22 August, 2014

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666)


265,746 notes   -  22 August, 2014

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 


715,149 notes   -  22 August, 2014

philipllester:

[sweats]

[pants heavily]

[whispers softly] uwu

[pOLICE SIRENS]

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]


9,567 notes   -  22 August, 2014

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

183,905 notes   -  22 August, 2014
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