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me trying to make friends: like for a tbh

  -  29 September, 2014


do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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  • Choir teacher: Tomorrow, we'll be figuring out if you're a tenor, bass, alto, or soprano.
  • Me: im an aries


what if every time you fart you lose memories of the past

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america’s next top mutual

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles)

309,160 notes   -  29 September, 2014


My anaconda will consider it

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